Worried about my reputation

Question

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a

carrier of HIV virus.

My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is

married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling

marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are

prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for

the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail

awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in

Longview .20She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancée and look

forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and

honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for

President?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

Answer 1

i love that one every time!!

Answer 2

Whats wrong with the transvestite?

Answer 3

didn't find it funny.

Answer 4

Oh, I just realized this is in the jokes and riddles section.  For a while I thought this was a real question... AHHHH.  Good one!