Worst, Best, and Funny Pick Up Lines.......?

Question

Have you heard or said???

Answer 1

The worst one said to me had to be because it was rude not because it was honest or funny soem guy really said "you've got a nice rack, would you mind being my pillow tonight?" I have also heard "wanna be my next ex wife?" Funny one "I lost my number can I have yours?" I really don't think any of them are good.

Answer 2

Someone I didn't know once slid their hand up my thigh at a bar and said, "I bet you've got a big peepee."

Yeah, the whole thing was incredibly forward, but the word "peepee" actually creeped me out.

I once had a girl try to get me into a fight with some random guy as her way of picking me up.

I once watched a guy in a leisure suit beat up the back of a bar stool trying to impress a girl with his 'karate" skills. I almost fell out of my seat laughing.

I could easily go on.

Answer 3

wanna go back to my place for some hot s*x and pizza? oh unless you dont like pizza that is. its ok, we can order somethin else.

post introduction of names -  this isnt usually my scene, but my friend dragged me along to drive him home... i wanna just find somewhere quiet to sit down, would you like to keep me company?

whoa  girl if you keep staring like that one of us is gonna catch on fire.

got a light?... usually theyll join you outside moments later to smoke themselves... good quiet oppurtunity to talk.

let them "overhear" you talking to someone else about tantric s*x.

please tell me your not as boring as this place is, cause it would just break my heart to think that i wasted... oh wait, i forgot the rest of the line, **** it. youre hot. wanna get out of this place with me?

excuse me my friend and i are taking a poll. do you prefer  s*x or liquor? oh really? well, if you come back to my place i can offer you both.

i'm horny how bout you?

would you like to find out how many orgasms your body can handle in one night?

this is so much more diffuicult than i remember... last time i was on an auction block.

so... where do you think a stripper keeps her quarters?

you should come with a warning label. cause my heart rates rising just from looking at you.

Answer 4

I was watching a re-run of 'Friends' last night (yes I know...) and this guy said to Phoebe.... 'Pheobe, nice name!' and she replied 'Yeah, wait til you hear my phone number....'

I thought that was an awesome pick up line - But it would be tough to use unless someone commented on your nice name I guess..... Maybe if a girl asked your name you could say it's 'Nice', thus prompting her to say 'Ow that's a nice name'...

:-)

Answer 5

"would you like to f@ck or do i owe you an apology?"

Answer 6

I've never used one in my life.

The 2 that have been used on me that I remember the most is 1) Mmmm, Santa Claus, can I sit on your lap? and 2) Hey you dropped this(as she hands me a piece of paper with her number on it.. and was gone by the time I looked back up).

The funniest one I heard was "Want to go back to my place for a pizza and a f--k?"... after receiving a bad look "What? You don't like pizza?"

Actually, I have said "Hey, where are we going?" to unknown women leaving in a parking lot a few times. (My friends and I to another group or couple of women)

Answer 7

"Hi, I'm ________. Remember that name, because you'll be screaming it later."

Answer 8

"did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?"

Answer 9

A dude has a beer. He puts the his fingertips in it and lightly splashes the chick with it! Then, he says "sorry about that, baby! You want to come back to my house and take that off?!?

Answer 10

"I can tell from your violet aura that you have a beautiful soul."

Answer 11

"How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?"

Answer 12

I don't think there is such a thing as a best pickup line, unless you mean as in humor, since I think pick up lines are stupid and not a way of picking up a chick. As far as funny go, there are a bunch, I'm sure, but I can't think of any specifically this moment. I might edit back some if or when I do think of some, or care to.

I haven't heard any pick up lines, I think men are more prone for using pick up lines then girls. I don't use pick up lines, unless I'm just being a goof to a girl I know already and on purpose for being stupid.

Answer 13

Hey, how you doin'?

Answer 14

I always liked this one. Your eyes they shine like the seat of my blue suede suit.

Answer 15

I was round my sisters house with her friends and I had my feet up on the table. My feet had blisters and plasters on from doing lots of walking and half chipped off blue nail varnish. Her friend said 'You've got th emost beautiful feet. If you awernt married I'd definitely say yes!'

hhhmm