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Worst Case Scenario (JOKE)?

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A man came into his wife's room one day. "If I were, say, disfigured, would you still love me?" he asked her.

"Darling, I'll always love you," she said calmly, filing her nails.

"How about if I became crippled and couldn't make love to you any more?" he asked nervously.

"Don't worry, darling, I'll always love you," she told him, buffing her nails.

"Well, how about if I lost my job as vice president?" Frank went on, "if I weren't pulling in six figures any more. Would you still love me then?"

The woman looked over at her husband's worried face. "Frank, I'll always love you," she reassured him, "but most of all, I'll really miss you."

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  1. love it! keep makin jokes like that.

    Publish em if u made it  


  2. hahaha

    i liked it

  3. haha funny,.,

    heared it,.,

    haha stil funny.,.,.,

  4. Funny - But it isn't really a question is it?

  5. hahahaha.....

    FUNNY GIRL....I love U!

  6. i dont get it

  7. HAHA

  8. not all that funny

  9. very funny

    lol

    :-)

  10. i dnt get it..?

  11. Hardy har har. SO funny!

    NOT!

  12. LOL sounds like something i would do

  13. I really like your jokes.

  14. That's really mean of her, but it's ever so funny, keep 'em coming...!

  15. i really liked that one!

  16. hehe...R.I.P. Frank

  17. lol

  18. :]

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