Worst Names You've Ever Heard (for either gender)??

Question

What are the worst names on a kid or adult you've ever heard?

Answer 1

Madison

Neveah

Nico

Answer 2

I live in a french place, and the worst name I've heard was "Juste-Parfait" which would translate perfectly as "Just-Perfect"

Lol

Answer 3

Richard Head.  (Hope he isn't reading this.)

Answer 4

Girl: Depressed Cupboard Cheesecake

Boy: Yahoo (his parents met on a Yahoo! forum)

~♫εϊз♫

Answer 5

Mochila: spanish meaning bookbag.  

Answer 6

um Jumpper nomer harper

Answer 7

Very Special Annie ( plus last name).

Prince Ponder James (plus last name).

They are brother and sister.

Answer 8

Zoom, Apple, Prince, Blanket (Celeb babies)

Answer 9

* Most of these are names my friend is considering for her kids. The others are either ones I've found or I knew people with these names.

Girls:

Promyse Sy'rinyty - pronounced Promise Serenity. It sounds like a stripper name to me.

Khassydy Nevaeh - Nevaeh=evil trendy made up name. It's Heaven backwards, so isn't that like naming your kid h**l?! Cassidy is cute, Khassydy is awkward.

Fyire Elektra - first name is said like "fire". This is not feminine, and Electra is an ugly name on its own.

Prynscezz Herminie - Hermione is spelled incorrectly, and Princess=WTF?! it sounds like a spoiled rotten dog's name or a stripper.

Kai' Enna Fayth - what's wrong with Faith? Too normal? lol And Kai'Enna sounds too much like cayenne to me.

Zsai'Lyia Mhaddyszyn - pronounced zy-lee-ah Madison. OMFG! Madison is bad enough but the spelling is the worst I've seen in my whole life. Also, Madison means SON of Maud/Matthew; It is masculine.

Heavynleigh Alyzybyth - WTF is with all those y's?! If you want Elizabeth, use it, don't make up your own spelling. And Don't even get me started on Heavynleigh/Heavenly.

Abcde - pronounced ab-sid-ee. tacky!

Remmington - One of the little girls at the daycare I used to work at. Her father likes guns.

Alize- Another little girl from work. Pronounced exactly like the drink.

g*y Call- One of my old 4th grade teachers.

Chlamydia and Syphilis- My sister had a friend who knew twin girls with these names.

Asholee - pronounced like Ashley. Looks more like A$$hole.

Moxie CrimeFighter -  Nothing feminine about this name at all.  It's just plain stupid.

Gertrude, Prudence, Agnes- Old lady names. Enough said.

Chinpo - This is the Japanese word for a guy's body part, and my friend had to be stupid enough to use it on her dog.  It's bad enough on a male, but for a female it's even worse.

Boys:

Caidyinse Anakyn - First of all, Cadence is a girls name and two, Anakin belongs in Star Wars movies, not on a baby. The misspelling is atrocious!

P**c - This is a real name in Vietnam and it's pronounced almost the same as f---. It means blessing. Nice meaning, bad name.

Shithead- pronounced Sha-teed. Poor kid! I heard this on a video on YouTube.

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K - I saw this one in an online birth announcement. First name is pronounced "your Highness". This is awful. Keep Kendall, but drop the rest of the names. It's way too long anyway. It's gonna take the kid his whole life to learn how to spell his name.

Korbynn McKynzy - Corbin is a nice name, but hate the spelling. McKynzy is just plain awful.

Kutter Jo'syah - poor kid! He's gonna have some major problems when he's older. Josiah is cute, Jo'syah is messy. Kutter is evil!

Finleigh Mykyl - no comment.

Khloudd Raycyr - stupid! enough said, and what the heck is with all the weird spellings these days? They aren't making the names more unique; It just makes you look stupid and illiterate.

Harry Pitts - my old EVILLLLL HS substitute teacher.

d**k Hertz - A guy my aunt works with.

Miller Lyte - Some celebrity's brother's son's name.

Pilot Inspektor - Ummm...it sounds more like an occupation, not a name.  d**n celebrities and their weird baby names.

Peanut Kai- Another celebrity baby name. Kai is nice, but Peanut is a food. It doesn't belong on a baby.

Other weird names:

Chance Given

Ya'Majesty

Ima Horr

Howard Will P.

Hennessey

Crystal Shanda Lear

Harley Quinn

Nuke Turbine

My-Heaven

Skipper Marie

Camaro Dorothy

Blessin' Inell

Toilet Queen (how awful! lol)

Ball Ball (Her married name. lol She married a man with the last name Ball. lmfao)

Putt Putt

Dinner Ware

Bread White (There's a person named White Bread too)

JN42D (she went by Jenn though. lol Poor girl)

Kawaii (this is the Japanese word for cute, it's not a name. You can call your kid that if it does something cute, but don't use it as an actual name. It's tacky)

Nahledge (what if the kid turns out to be retarded? Then the name wouldn't work.)

Star'Nasia (This belongs in the ghetto, not on a baby)

Killian (reminds me of the beer, Killian Red)

Puh-Kahn (pronounced like poo-can. Real Thai name btw)

Trasheona Lanetta (Trash or Trashie for short. LOL)

Tuesday Lovechild Emilangela

Coccaina Cent(girl) (This has to be considered child abuse)

Reef Thomas(And his nickname will be reefer)

Mollye-Marie Carlee

(So many things wrong with this one...

1. Molly is an old nickname of Mary. Marie is the French form of Mary. Her name is basically Mary Mary.

2. Mollye looks stupid.

3. Carlee looks stupid.

4. All the names end in the eee sound.)

Empryss Romance(Poor girl!  She's probably gonna grow up to be a p**n star)

Answer 10

Glen, Patrick, Barbara

Sir, Mister,

Answer 11

My friend is a teacher and had two kids in her class named Orangejello (or-ON-jello) and Lemonjello (leh-MON-jello).  Haha, Orange and Lemon jello!  Also there was a person named LeTerryfrere because the mom thought it meant "son of Terry" in French, but really it means "brother of Terry," and it isn't even the right way to say THAT!  Also another teacher friend had a student named Shithead, but it was pronounced Shitodd.

Answer 12

My husband knew a girl in high school named Crystal, but that wasn't the problem, the problem was her last name was Methe (with the second "e" silent. Poor Girl!

Answer 13

Maureen.-girl.

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Answer 14

girl- greer

boy- blair

Answer 15

Brianna. I hate that name with a passion

Answer 16

Iced Tea Baby Jesus...haha, no lies. My brother has a doctor friend who delivered a baby and that's what the woman named him. Crazy ridiculous eh?

Answer 17

d**k

Steven (its just too simple sorry...)

Bob, Bill, Fred, Tom (unless its Tommy, thats cute)

Barbara, Eugine, Beatris, Betty, Burtha, Ester, Ernist, Olga, Mufassa, Doress...

lol  

Answer 18

girl :

Cocacolia Fizzoda Michaels

HONESTLY!!!

boy:

Sofa King Weetod Did Pixie Nicksy Doodledoughnut Damons!

People these days !