Worst baby names you've heard?

Question

Me && my friend are interested in weird and stupid baby names. Tell us some of the worst.

Answer 1

Last week on Yahoo I read about a New Zealand couple who named their daughter Talulah Does the Hula in Hawaii.  A judge took custody of the little girl in order to rename her.

My godmother works in a nursery with a lot of people that have newly immegrated to the US and do not have a good grasp on English yet.  Some of the most bizarre names she has heard are Clarinet, Diarhea (they thought it sounded pretty, no idea what it meant), Syracuse (where they live).  

My little sister's goth friend named her son Legion, not sure if it is because she lives on Legion Drive, or for some other reason.

Answer 2

Some of my least fave:

Nevaeh

Madison

McKayla/ Makayla

McKenzie

Brayden

Jayden

Cayden

Answer 3

I actually knew a girl named Shanda Leir.  I know it's supposedly an urban legend, but I actually knew her... Her middle name was Rae, which I think just made it worse... Shanda Rae Leir.  UGH.

Answer 4

Nevaeh.  

I hope that name disappears even quicker than it came on scene.

And if one more person says "I like the name Nevaeh- it's Heaven spelled backwards."  I'll puke.

Yes.  We know what it spells backwards.

Answer 5

Jingle Belles Snowe. That is her full name. I first met her a couple of years ago at some party. I was asked to look after her while her parents mingled. I asked what her name was and they said Jingle. I then asked them again, what her real name was and if Jingle was a nickname or something. They went no, and that her full name was Jingle Belles Snowe! Horrible isn't it!

I then asked if she was born at Christmas or in the winter or something! And you know what - she was born in July! I felt for the kid, I really did.

I've also met someone called Bejing after the Chinese capital and I've got two little cousins called Fergus and Wifred.

Hope this helps

Vxxx

Answer 6

shanellver

Danger

Wadaposkey

Shaniqua

Brutishka

Darishka

Answer 7

Dancer (I actually went to high school with her)

Sailor

Triplets- Holly, Eve, and Noelle (Christmas themed names for August born girls)

Leach (went to school with him too!)

Answer 8

Talula does the Hula

shithead (pro--shih-heed)

Answer 9

Bluebelle

Caramello--- yes like the chocolate bar

Boyd----had a classmate with this name in the 80's.He hated his name.

Answer 10

Oranjello and Lemonjello (they were twins)... oh and Jermajesty. I once knew a boy named Harry Butz (I'm not kidding!!!). He was always getting teased for that name...poor kid. I also read a story about a family court judge who made a couple going through a custody battle legally change their little girl's name because she was so embarressed by it. It was Talulah Does The Hula in Hawaii. How awful is that?!?!? Man, some parents are just cruel.

Answer 11

Piper

Pippa

Neaveh

Pepper

Answer 12

These are actual names.  For those where it matters, I will try and write them phonetically first as you would hear them according to the parents' pronunciation, and then I will write them as they are spelled.

Male Infant

Fe-Molly/Female

Padge'-a-mus/Pajamas

And here are the best of the worst, belonging to a pair of sisters a friend of mine saw signing in at a health clinic-- hope you can get the phonetics here:

Si-Phyl'-lis/syphilis

Ga-NORE-ea/gonorrhea

Answer 13

Bus shelter number 16, somebody really named their kid that. Im guessing thats where it was conceived.

Answer 14

there are so many sadly!!!

neveah just so phony and no matter how common is not a name!!

jayden,caden,kaden,brayden,makayla ,mackenzie and all the misspelled versions of each of these ghetto ,dime a dozen,copy cat ,trailer park misfits---yucky!!!!

celebrities apparently (many ,not all) think they must use the most hideous, fake, misspelled c**p out there to bring attention to themselves!!!

honestly with all the money certain celebs have they could easily hide out ,they thrive on the attention and publicity.it is no accident that a certain brother sells the tabloids every move his celeb sis and her shack up job and all their adopted and bio kids ,she loves it!!!! her kids names are c**p and no one has the guts to say so cause she has been in a few movies???? h ell she is not even a good actress and not all that at all!!! the fishy over done lips are just boring as is this home wrecker living in sin!!!!

Answer 15

MILEY CYRUS

UGG disgusting :p

Answer 16

I hate names that sound like a letter

examples:

Jay  

kay

I have also seen it Jai and kai

I also hate the names kiki and coco

Answer 17

Amanda

Answer 18

Pilot Inspector (Colin Farrel's kid) and Jermagisty (Jermaine Jackson's Kid)

I'm serious people... Look 'em up...

Oh, and don't forget the chinese couple who named their kid the "@" sign.... Bleh...

Answer 19

Tallulah does the hulah from hawaii i heard a story about this girl who then changed her name to Kay poor kid.

Answer 20

The worst I have ever heard is Abcde it is pronounced

absidy. Could you get less creative than the first five letters of the alphabet.

Answer 21

Ashelylieleigh

It's pronounced Ashley.

Mom couldn't make up her mind which ending she liked, so she used all three.

Can you say stupid?

Answer 22

Apple, Houston

Answer 23

Teedledee and Tweedledum for twins... and a- show - lee spelled "a*****e" yes - it is the truth and the poor girl was named this...

Answer 24

twins- lemonjello (la mon jel o) and orangejello (or on jel o).  I didn't believe it until I saw the medical chart.  Poor kids...

Answer 25

huranus

and

pokadot

these children were brother and sister!!

Answer 26

I've just read a question by someone asking if the name PENCIL RIDER was a nice name for their child? seriously what are some people thinking :)

I had a teacher in my old school who named her child " cymbrath" which means genitals in the country i'm from :) haha poor child!

Interesting question! xx

Answer 27

some girl on here was going to name their gilr Hollister :P, and then the nickname would be Holly

why not just name her Holly?

Answer 28

I'd heard about this crackhead chick at my last job who was giving  birth to twins and named them (while she was still high) pen and pencil!

Answer 29

Sunday, born on Monday.

Answer 30

Miracle Blessing.  And Graceful Ann.  (I have a friend that is a throwback from Haight-Ashbury)  I also heard of a girl called Tulea does the Hula (and yes...the does the Hula IS part of her name!)

Answer 31

hmm

probaly Diamond or McLove.

I'm serious.

One of my mom's patients (she's a nurse) her daughter's names's Diamond and McLove was a girl that I knew's cousin.

Weird names these days...