Give me your top ten and the best answer gets 10 points. Here are mine:
1. Buffalo Bills- When your names after your owners first name. You know it's bad. Good thing his name wasn't richard.
2. Toronto Maple Leafs- I know it sounds only right now but a leaf?? Not a tree...a leaf? The least intimidating name in all of sports.
3. Washington Wizards- Seriously, this is cheasier than h**l. I mean how do you go from a tough name like the Bullets so the Wizards? And their uniforms are horrid on top of it.
4. Cleveland Browns-Yet another team named after an owner. Maybe it wouldnt be so bad if the Brown was actually, I dunno, brown.
5. Minnesota Wild- What the h**l is so "wild" about Minnesota? The one name where nobody really knows what it is talking about.
6. Charlotte Bobcats- This name is way to original. Could have gone a number of wats and they settle on this?
7. Oakland Athletics- is it just me or is that incredibly goofy? No wonder why they go buy the A's
8. Detroit Red Wings- It s a good thing this team has been great over the years because the average fan has NO IDEA what they h**l a red wing is.
9. New Jersey Nets- I mean seriously....a net? Thats like calling your football team the Turf.
10. Philadelphia Soul- Would be higher, but who gives the AFL the time of day anyhow. I had to put them on here though....the soul?? I mean, are you going to smooth sing your team to death. Just awful. The Philadelphia cheesteaks would have been better.
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