Worst thing your child has done.?

Question

My son and his older bro. cut off his arm cast to go surfing. The Dr. thought it was 'cute'.

Answer 1

They stole one of our bank cards and signed up for AOL. Since we do not have a local number it was long distance each time they used it, plus the cost of the AOL. So far the bill is just over $400 and we have one months bill to get.

After an hour on the phone to AOL's call center in India I got them to drop their bill, but I still have the long distance to pay.

Answer 2

pepe

Answer 3

thats how medical gets money happy doc

Answer 4

CURSED OUT MA MAMMA

Answer 5

Well, I guess no real harm was done, but I'd be a little peeved too because medical care isn't cheap and I don't know if the boy's arm was healed or not.  I can empathize, but it could have been worse.  We had this shoplifting incident and an overnight in jail, which wasn't very pleasant, to say the least.

Answer 6

We were at wal-mart when my ten year old brother used the in store phone to dial 911 and then hung up. Needless to say the police and firefighters from several counties showed up at the store. I didnt know what he had done until it was too late I had been taking my daughter to the bathroom and when i came out he was laughing hysterically i asked him what was so funny. He played dumb at first but then he confessed. I wanted to kill him

Answer 7

I took my daughter to the doctor because she had a very hard piece of wax in her ear and he couldn't even remove it.  He gave me some drops to administer twice a day for a week.  The d**n thing still wouldn't co-operate.  He finally got it out and as we were analyzing this hard waxy substance, I started to laugh uncontrollably, and shouted out....it's a kernel of unpopped popcorn!  Another instance ended up in the emergency room of the hospital where they retrieved single pearl from a necklace from her nose.  Kid had a fetish for inserting things into body cavities.

Answer 8

My kids, when they were younger, decided to find out what was inside a bean bag chair.  They gutted a bean bag chair.  Our first clue was the littlest one running past us with a broom in hand.

Answer 9

Too many to choose from- you can decide and tell me what you think--

- My son squirted mustard and BBQ sauce all over the new sectional my brother-in-law just got for us

- My son brought a kids swimming pool into the living room, filled it, and swam in it with his sister

- Between the 3 of my kids, they dialed 911 a grand total of 59 times and their mom was in handcuffs for it at least twice that I know of, one of these times caused the police to be especially defensive as I was just pulling in the driveway coming home from work- guns drawn at me

- My two oldest had an egg fight in the family room more than once, drenching my big screen

- My daughter poored Drano all over the bathroom floor, bathed in it, and got 2nd degree burns from it on her butt and legs

- My son made mud balls and threw them into the ceiling fan

- My son on several accounts emptied entire bottles of dish soap on his sister, brother, our dogs, and the rest of the house

- My son whipped it out and peed at the front door entrance at the company Christmas party- right in front of me and my boss

- My son pulled a fire alarm station inside a professional building causing hundreds of evacuees to be out of work for 3 hours (in c/o that infamous daycare lady)

- My son took off all the plug and switch plates in his bedroom and got zapped

Answer 10

brought home a B- in quantum physics... moron

Answer 11

its been done a thousand times,kids will be kids, 0-18 and then some

Answer 12

my bro and me though each other down our huge stairs, I broke my leg and my bro broke his leg in 3 places

NO that didnt happen but the worst thing we did is we were nice to each other

Answer 13

uh..he broke another kids collar bone while playing.

Answer 14

My third child, a boy (this was when he was three), switched on the ignition of my car, when I had stepped out and was standing in front of the car and speaking with an elderly neighbor. Imagine my shock when I felt that hard nudge on my as.s and then the car almost ran over me. Fortunately it jerked to a stop. And the old lady I was speaking with, she screamed loudly and collapsed thinking I had been run over and she was next. I had the presence of mind to hold her, otherwise, she could have had maybe a fractured bone-as you grow older-specially ladies, the bones get brittle.

This was seven years ago.

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Answer 15

And I thought my kids were naughty!!

I should listen to people when they say they are little angels!!

The worst thing that my older daughter does is a mess in her bedroom, trying all her clothes on and therefore emptying the cupboard, putting make up on and all over the place, bed, floor...and then trying to clean it by herself (she is 4).

And my youngest son(he is 2), loves painting on the walls, throwing everything on the floor, beating other children, saying NO constantly, or NO WAY! and helping his sister cleaning all the mess, with liters of water.

But they are very sweet, and give us lots of kisses and cuddles.

Indeed they are two little angels.

Answer 16

When my son was 3 he decides he needed to get into my locked car.  He took a metal pipe and started to beat the door to open it.

Now I look back at it and laugh.

Answer 17

Not my child, but my nephew.  He was two and a half and gave his 28 year old uncle a swollen shut black eye.  The kid THREW a plastic baseball bat at my brother!

Answer 18

Nothing as bad as yours! She's broke the dvd player twice, oh and the washing machine door.Fun fun!

Answer 19

He told me exactly what he thought of me. That's when I decided that honesty is not always the best policy. Ouch!!  <truth hurts!>

Answer 20

mooned his school

he's in the fourth grade

Answer 21

I am my own child and have you seen my blog lately?  :)