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Woud you marry me if ?

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- I were french

- Small and fat

- Bown hair everywere

- Rude

- Illiterate

- Fascist

- Greedy

- never would brush my teeth

- be unpolite with old ladies

- support GWB

- would make anatomical noises without apologize

- would be atheist

- bit commie

- somehow ducky

- drunkard ?

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is your name Napoleon Bonaparte?

hey! he got very lucky lots of times! :S

But not with me...no.
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How much money do you have and how long of a life expectancy?
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No
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Yess! People like that totally turn me on ; )
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Heck no.
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probably not.......
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i will answer as if i didn't have the perfect man in my life right now!  so over all no i wouldn't marry you period but lets say for  this little question..

- I were french  --  sure don't care about that

- Small and fat  -- if your emotions were right then even small and fat guys have something that is atttractive

- Bown hair everywere -- my man has hair everywhere i love it!

- Rude  - nope sorry bad trait! and it can be changed! but i won't wait for it

- Illiterate - sure i don't see any wrong with it!  i would inspire you to get help -- yet if you whined about it then that would be a slash ifyou were trying to fix it!

- Fascist -- dont' know what that is so no!

- Greedy -- no that's one of the worse traits!

- never would brush my teeth  -- yucky but i dont think so!

- be unpolite with old ladies - that's the same as rude

- support GWB  - ???? no

- would make anatomical noises without apologize - that's rude again!

- would be atheist  - why not i could care less on what you beleive!

- bit commie --??? no

- somehow ducky -- don't understand!

- drunkard ?  -- no!
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no dont think so
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Yes.

I would never kiss you and never have s*x with you, though.
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I have to say no due to the "support GWB". (LOL)
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No... mostly because I have no idea who you are.
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Come here my little commie drunkard man!

Napoleon wasn't illeterate, and he couldn't be communist, the idea wasn't even invented yet!
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Up until you said "Somewhat ducky"-- but that's a deal breaker for me.
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of course
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No, that sounds like you'd have no manners at all.
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