Would'nt it be nice if the players in the srum would plug up their a*****e?

Question

I played rugby for years always in the scrum........boy do the front rank players f**t and always into your face. you can die.

Answer 1

Us flankers just run away at the first available opportunity.

Answer 2

Yet more American drivel.......................

Keep up the good work guys

Answer 3

Explains why you didn't make it to the national side isn't it?

Answer 4

When I played prop I had far to much things to worry about then the smell of the other guys butts.

Answer 5

I play as a prop so I wouldn't know. But that's a great idea, I'll make sure I'm in front of someone I don't like next time.

Answer 6

i was a starting prop for 4 years and can proudly say that even at the end of games i had props on the other team commenting on how nice i smell.  whether or not they were hitting on me, i dont know.  i s'pose its different with guys... you should start playing with women?  :)

Answer 7

As a lock, i have learnt to plug my nostrals rather than smelling a props behind.  After a good 80 minutes of rugby it's not just their farting that smells, it;s the sweat from running a total of 15 metres all game.  (of course i can get away with having a winge in here, rather than dealing with being 'accidently 'squashed' by one in a ruck.)