Would Banjarmasin let you buy their chickens if you driving a jet ski?

Question

1) What makes you happier than your most beloved team winning a game?

2) After shaking many hands, do you give yourself a mental note to wash your hands later?

3A) For the guys, there are 2 urinals in a public restroom. A guy is occupying one of them. There are two stalls that are not being used. Do you use the urinal next to the other guy, or do you run for one of the stalls?

3B) For the girls, have you ever “hung out” in that extra room or lounge they have in most women’s restrooms?

4) Is it okay to lie to prevent from hurting someone’s feelings?

5) Do you find attractive eyes or nice teeth more important when being attracted to the opposite s*x?

6) Banjarmasin has a market on the river. Would they let you buy their chickens if you came cruising up on a jet ski?

Answer 1

1.) A nice dinner, then a nice nightcap.

2.) Yes, always, thats one of my little OCD things.

3.) Man Law says Stall.

4.) Yes, as long as there are no forseeable repercussions. White lies make the world go round.

5.) Nice Teeth... VERY Important to me for some odd reason.

6.) Only if you knew the secret handshake.

**It's me TRYING to play hockey lol. I'm getting old fast.

Answer 2

1. sleep

2. yep. I'm a freak about that

3. I use the one next to the guy

4. I think in some cases it is okay

5. Thats tough- I'll go with eyes

6. They would love my chickens lol

****I guess I didn't follow the rules. That video is funny Mike

Answer 3

1)A candlelight dinner with my girl.

2)Two words-Pur-ell

3)It depends.If the guy looks in my eyes and says the one next to me is open big guy..Then maybe Stall but other then that..

4)Yes.Funny you should ask this cause I was just talking to someone from the board earlier aboot it.

5)Eyes do it for me.Nice teeth is also a plus but if you know Philly girls..never mind but hey the lesser the teeth the better for ....Never mind again.

6)Sure

Answer 4

1) a great man being with me

2)purell immediately and wash when I get the chance.

3)When waiting for the rest of the group yeah. We go to that room in groups

4)No it is not, ever

5)Eyes. A smile is also very s**y

6)If you have the money I am sure they will

Answer 5

1. A lot of things actually.

2. Yes definitely

3. B) Nope

4. Sometimes. Depending on the person and topic it could be best to lie.

5. Eyes

6. Sure why not?

Thanks:)

Answer 6

1.) Being in the arena when my beloved team wins the game

2.) Yes, definitely... especially after touching a lot of little hands at the daycare I work at.... I'm a germophobe...

3B.) I can't say that I've "hung out," but if I'm with a big group of friends, I might stand around and talk while we wait for the rest of the group to finish up.... but I really like it when  I stumble upon a really luxurious public bathroom.... ok, enough talk about bathrooms

4.) That's the big debate in moral terms, but I generally say, tell the truth always but also practice expert discretion... Sometimes it requires wheedling around certain points or keeping them to yourself entirely, but it still almost always works out.

5.) Hmm... that's a tough one, I'm always most attracted to a guy's face, and I like both teeth and eyes (definitely eyes!)... I have a weird fondness for guys with nice teeth AND sharp canine teeth... I don't know why, I just like a guy with sharp teeth I guess... lol...

6.) Probably, but I bet they would expect a good trade or payment, considering you have a jet ski.

Answer 7

1. Godiva truffles

2. Yes

3.a n/a

3b. nope

4. yes

5. I'm into hockey soooo teeth aren't important.I'm inot tight buns, eyes, thighs and a nice torso and even long hair to pull on while. like ..ummm nvm ...

6. Yes as long as you pay in clamshells or calamari.

Answer 8

CAUGHT YA!

1. seeing my daughter giggle

2. absolutely (i go into a public bathroom at leat 5 times a day ... and observe the habits of what you'd THINK are "distinguished gentlemen".)

3. urinal. what's the big frickin deal?

4. seriously ... it's called focusing on the positive. sometimes i think it's ok. especially if they're really fragile (on their deathbed, etc.)

5. eyes. easy. although outright nasty teeth are a "showstopper".

6. tolerance for all! absolutely! the Banjarmasinians are the leaders in objectivity and tolerance. the UN and rest of the world should follow their example!

add - Joe, haha. yep. further, why is this the ONLY current question in the forum? kudos to RZ! something tells me that she had a lot to do w/ the forum being created. why the h**l is this (and Indonesia) under "Local Businesses? WTF???!!!!

add 2 - haha. look at all the "Resolved questions" at the bottom of this very page. hockey section will rule the world. MUHAHAHAHA!

add 3 - Joe, picking myself up off the floor lol.

add 4 - Homes, your efforts are starting to pay off. i just increased your recruitment by 33% (top guy obviously doesn't count. so the math is 1/3 of RZ, Joe, and Ice ... since you started it). most human resource sections would hire you in a minute. let me guess ...

this question gave you the slight edge over Joe and Shock on my ? from yesterday. we'll have to think of a good way to console Joe.

add 5 - Joe, i'm sure that you two have it all worked out. still laughing about the Purell / vodka references.

add 6 - http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

btw, where did Bob go? i miss his anti-homer flames.

Answer 9

1. KoRn.

2. I usually don't pay attention to germs.

3A. Go to the stalls, no one likes being stuck in an awkward position and mentally compare p***s sizes.

4. I do it sometimes.

5. Nice teeth.

6. Sure!

Answer 10

1) them winning by taking the opponents apart (i.e. the Wings beating the Avs 8-2 in game 4)

2) no...perhaps i should

3a) go to the stall

3b) N/A

4) no, i believe that if you lie to protect someone and then they find out you lied, that is worse than if you are just honest with them the first time

5) i'm more interested in the person, but attractive eyes, nice curves etc. etc. are a good bonus

6) yes

HOMES - slender? i would never use that word in conversation

if i was asked "does this make me look fat?" i would say no...the fat is natural (joke, i'm not that mean)

HOMES - the last time i was told i had class was when i was late for it at school

Answer 11

Hi

Hope all is well in the world I am having a wonderful vacation.  They most defiently will let me buy their chickens, but I am more of a tuna person. I do enjoy spearing my own instead of buying it.  Should try  spearing a tuna from a jet ski with a Banjarmasin, great fun.

1. Spearing Tuna, greatest thing on earth.

2. I keep a bottle of rubbing alcohol in the car.  Former boss taught me importance of always keeping hands clean and its cheaper then purell.  Pour, rub, and clean.  Do it after more then just shaking hands, do it after touching cash, and other activities.

3. As it has been pointed out it is a man rule to either leave one urinal between you or use the stalls.  If no room you fiddle with something or another until something opens up.  Combing hair or something is a good way to kill time till a urinal or stall is aviable for proper spaceing.  

4. Truth may hurt, but its always good to get things in the open.  Then agian I'm an a$$hole and unfeeling ba$tard.

5. Its all about the eyes.  I dont plan on being about to see into there mouth often, but do look into their eyes.

6. I answered this in the begining.  They treat me like a king, I am allowed to do anything I wish.

Thank You

Answer 12

ALL I CAN SAY IS, WTF IS THIS?

Answer 13

1. Plenty of things.

2. Yeah, but it's not that big of a deal.

3A. Use the stall: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVy... (watch the whole video, it is hilarious!).

4. Perhaps, at times.

5. Eyes.

6. Ummmm... yes, they would, lol.