Would Clarkson make a good, cheap speed hump for a suburban street?

Question

Might be a tad uncomfortable for the fella; still, never mind!

Answer 1

Clarkson is a politician,  isn't he?    

So sorry,   depositing of politicians and lawyers on public roadways is strictly prohibited.    Something about unsafe conditions caused by fecal matter under the tires.

Answer 2

People like Jeremy Clarkson improve the cars we all drive. When the motor industry start serving us the consumer with rubbish cars people like Clarkson make it public.

Example. Vauxhall spent millions designing a replacement for the truly awfull Cavalier the end result was the equally bad series one Vectra, millions was spent to produce what was in effect the same car.

Clarkson tested it and told the whole country, Vauxhall complained and tried to get the BBC to sack Clarkson and failed, shortly afterwards Vauxhall introduced Vectra 2, better than the series 1 not much better but better.

Like them or not this is why we need the Clarksons of this world.

Answer 3

personally l wouldn't want him hanging around our street

Answer 4

No!!! You would cause chaos, people queueing for miles to go over him.

Answer 5

Must be a British thing.

Answer 6

Yeah.  And Richard Hammond is just the right height for a bollard...

http://www.rennicks.com/userimgs/1123099...

Answer 7

just think how deep the "pot hole" would be if he had his mouth open...

Answer 8

whats a clarkson

Answer 9

Good On You, I'm glad I'm not the only one to think so. Give me a Tank, I'll gladly go over, and over, and over it. LMAO. Very Loudly. and have a thousand stars. :)