Would I get in trouble with the DSS if I spent some of my benefits on a cleaner? I get so tired, you see....?

Question

...what with 11 kids and being out on the p*ss/pull every night.

I was thinking I could get one of those young fellas who do your washing up in a pinny and nothing else. Hubba hubba...

I know I should really be spending the money on food for the kids and clothes and stuff...but, hey, life is for living.

:-)

Answer 1

A pinny? Why on earth would he need a pinny? You could always just shower him down if he got a little dirty.

My bloke just noticed the Ms. Werent you a Mrs at one stage? He says does that mean youre available now?

Answer 2

You are so right!

Why not send the kiddies out to work on the land?

That's what i do. It keeps me in Lambrini and Lambert&Butler and keeps them fit.

If all else fails put in for a crisis loan or claim incapacity for a bad back.

Good luck! :O)

Answer 3

Could try, although given how low benefits are you might not have enough left to buy food and pay your bills with.

Answer 4

I'm a Benefit Officer and this nearly made me p**s myself laughing!

Answer 5

i do hope you have a job really. but yeah i see the "have a good look at yourself" factor in this, good work.

Answer 6

Will work for s*x -- at least with you I would. No one else need apply.

Answer 7

Lmfao no because the will be cleaning up after the kids too.. go for it x

Answer 8

With a face like that, I'm not surprised that you have to pay a guy to be half naked for you.

Answer 9

You live it up,Ms M.The kids will get free school lunches...except schools out now.Send them to the park.One of them is sure to catch a crust of bread at the duck pond.I'm sure the little angels will survive 6 weeks until school's open again.About the cleaner guy in the pinny...remember those of us who aren't so fortunate,and bung the video on Youtube

Answer 10

cool , why dont you shag the cleaner too

Answer 11

Yuck your picture is horrible no offence

Answer 12

lmao what are you talking about :)

Answer 13

omg are u serious?

Answer 14

Your lucky you can afford it off benefit money, why not ask the DSS for extra money for your cleaner as you will have to pay his tax and Ni, and ask for a childminder for kids - social services comes to mind?

Answer 15

i want to be your washer up in a pinny

Answer 16

hmmmm

Answer 17

You are free to spend your benefit money anyway you choose, it is not for the state to make spending decisions on your behalf. it is understandable that a good looking lady like you needs some time to herself

Answer 18

Ms Minger, you are mere amateur at DSS claiming.   You need to tell the social that you are unable to clean and thus get disability allowance, more money for you to go out and have some much needed fun.

Answer 19

i agree with cindy.............you should apply for disability benefit. you get more money aftere the first 6 months apparently.

Answer 20

Your kids come first!