Would I make good money from these inventions?

Question

I came up with the idea of double-sided toilet paper. Will save money because you can turn it around and use it again.

I also have a few other options too. Electric toilet paper - compliments your electric toothbrush and shaver.

Precision toilet paper - when accuracy is of utmost importance.

Extendable toilet paper - for those hard to reach places.

Everlasting toilet paper - comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Waterproof toilet paper - when you're camping and the weather turns nasty. Also good for divers.

Self-cleaning toilet paper - comes with beautifully illustrated and detailed instruction booklet.

Self-adhesive toilet paper - area prepping not needed.

Industrial toilet paper - for those heavy weight jobs.

Compact toilet paper - small, lightweight and easy to pop into your pocket or handbag.

Foolproof toilet paper - will only allow you to wipe from front to back.

Ultra mild toilet paper - when you don't actually need toilet paper at all.

There are more, but I don't want to give too much away just yet.

So any information and advice would be appreciated. I'm hoping to have a couple of the range avaliable by the beginning of next year.

Thanks

Answer 1

your category is too narrow.  you will fail miserably because it seems like all you care about is the $$$.  you need passion and drive to successfully run a business.  

Answer 2

I think you might do better trying to come up with an invention in some area other than t.p.

Answer 3

I would buy all of your waterproof toilet paper.  I go hiking a lot and never know when nature will call.  You will make millions!

Answer 4

Tell ya what, sonny - I'll give you an idea, on the house - that'll sell millions:

Kiddie-Wipe: toilet paper for toilet training toddlers. It auto-wipes them whenever they use the potty.

Work on it! Mums everywhere will thank you.

Answer 5

Thomas Edison would stand in awe of you!

Answer 6

Your freaking nuts and you need to take a break from tp!

Answer 7

I hope you have a patent for these ideas, as someone might steal them.

Answer 8

Don't give up your day job!