Would I make it big in the USA, I come from the UK and ?

Question

am a confirmed practising chronic alcoholic, and crackhead but I believe the USA is

my last chance, all I need is a decent break and somewhere nice to stay and I believe I could be a success in the land of

the rising sun.Dan D. Lyon.

Answer 1

We've been waiting for you. Voting starts in November and if you miss this one the next elections are only 4 short years away.

Hurry. We need a sane mind in the White House.

Answer 2

I think Barack Obama has a program for you - he just has to get elected first.

Answer 3

Just wait for the American Idol or h**l's Kitchen

Answer 4

You might have significant difficulty being admitted and none of what you say makes success especially promising.

It may be better to clean up your act where you are.