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Would Jesus have any chance of getting elected president of the United States?

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A liberal Jew who has the skin color of a 9/11 hijacker and the hair of a hippy?

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  1. Point Made, i HOPE the democrats get the point your making..


  2. He would get crucified all over again in today's world if He came in His human form, but when He returns, He's coming in all His glory.

  3. He was too good.

  4. Most Christians would find his brand of socialism very unpalatable.

      

  5. He wouldn't want it

  6. No----they hated Him then----and hate us now who love Him,just as he said they would.They still hate Him----scorn and mock.

    When He comes again every knee shall bow---and every tongue confess that Jesus------the Christ is Lord.

  7. To a large degree, it depends on His running mate. If Condaleeza Rice did not choose to leave politics, she may have been a qualified running mate.

    However, there would be problems. On one ticket, there would be a Jew, along with a woman who is black. This combines three heavy-duty minorities. Most Americans could not tolerate such change.

    If Jesus selected Joe Lieberman as His running mate, you would have two Jews who support the state of Israel. I don't know if Jesus would support sending weapons to Israel. Maybe He would have to ask God the Father to intervene.

    Of course, Jesus could select one of His contemporaries. Mary Magdellan would get the vote of feminists and probably those who are pro-choice. When the media eventually find out about her employment record as a prostitute, CallGirlGate would most likely be the end of that ticket.

    So, there is no simple answer to your question. Yes, I do think Jesus could be elected. However, His choice of a running mate would likely be the deciding factor, especially in the swing states.

    Note to Mary Magdelaine: Swing state is a political term. It has nothing to do with sexual promiscuity.  

  8. And don't forget that his inner circle of friends included unethical tax collectors, prostitutes and other dubious characters...


  9. never in a million

  10. Never.
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