Would You Risk Yourself?

Question

Now lets say you're really craving Ice Cream. And you hear the Ice Cream Truck You walk out the door to tell it to wait and you find this...

http://www.moneymad.org/Previous/Wayne_Rooney_testicles_nuts_stamped.jpg

What would you do?

Answer 1

I'd ask him for his signature, buy an ice-cream and then run. coz i dont like the idea of crushed nuts

Answer 2

ID BUY THE ICE CREAM THROW IT ON HIS FACE AND RUN

LOL

Answer 3

LOL. Nice foto. I would accept an ice cream cone from Wayne. I have nothing against the guy.  

Answer 4

Tell him he is a great player then show him my arsenal shirt

Answer 5

d**n that ***** on the right has a huge ****** nose!!

Answer 6

No ice-cream trucks here! Just ice-cream fridges all over the town :D and if Rooney was the saleman... there's always another fridge lol

Answer 7

Um.. From now on I'll make sure we have enough Ice Cream supplies in the house lol.

Answer 8

you..got...^ce..cream..wayne?

but..just..had..what.a.lunch.

than^s..for..rem^nd^ng..me.stefy

Answer 9

LMAO....i wouldn'tknow wot to do! honestly id forget the ice cream.LOL!

Answer 10

Id probably do the same when i just saw that pic ... LMAO!!!

Id ask for an Ice Cream, but tell him to forget the nuts though. Perhaps it would be a good career change once he leaves Football maybe?!

Answer 11

I'd give him crushed nuts!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sundaynited...

Answer 12

No ice cream trucks in my beautiful country. We get gelato parlours with nothing but proper Italian gelato serve by hot bar maids.

I buy one, and think about bringing Imilya to Milano one day....

yummy yummy in my tummyy :D

Answer 13

i would run inside the house and never come back out until he gets bored and leaves the neighbourhood

anything not to see his ugly face