Would a chicken cross the road if a woodchuck could chuck a half-full glass to a soundless tree in the forest?

Question

Would a chicken cross the road if a woodchuck could chuck a half-full glass to a soundless tree in the forest?

Answer 1

Definitely he would cross he's at the road and the woodchuck is chucking a glass at a tree in the forest. probably going to cross to get to the woodchuck

Answer 2

oh god please don't let the chicken get hurt!! i need it alive - they taste best that way :)

Answer 3

Yes, but do realize the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, not because a woodchuck brought forth the chain of events you mention.  But, since the chicken didn't hear the tree, the tree fell on it before it could cross the road.  Dam soundless trees.

Answer 4

How would I know? I'm not a rocket scientist.

Answer 5

that was cool!

Answer 6

Bored ?  

Answer 7

only if the meanings of the words "hemorrhoids" and "asteroids" were switched.

Answer 8

Only if it was running from Peter Piper's pepper missiles. Those things hurt !

Answer 9

Only if the chicken saw Sally selling seashells by the seashore or Peter picking pickled peppers!

Answer 10

...only if the egg came first! that was great! you wrapped up all the silly questions that appear every now and then!