Would a couple of . . .?

Question

Trick or Treat!

Would a couple of empty kegs, a couple of 2x4's, a piece of plywood and and old bed sheet make a decent fishing boat? I am almost finished with the second keg.

Answer 1

after the second keg: who gives a s----.

Answer 2

hang on to that second keg, i've got the boat!

Answer 3

You'll get a "B.W.I." (Boating while Intoxicated), it tranfers to a DWI and goes on your license.

Answer 4

Need some help with that keg Sister?  I got ya covered.  But I think we are gonna need at least 4 kegs to complete this boat properly.

Answer 5

Would it work? Yes.

Would it be decent? Define: decent.