Would anyone go for a drink with a Spartan?

Question

"We are here to fight for you my Liege!" Shouts a brave Warrior brandishing a spear.

"And fight you shall! Come follow your King to Glory!" I bellowed, leading my 300 men to battle against the Mighty Xerxes.

Heh heh! Not that bad a film, but I wouldn't go for a beer with any of the Spartans.

A bit too serious and full of themselves aren't they?

"A hearty quaff from a Goblet of Ale, to quench our thirst Master !" or,

"Would you care for a packet of crisps my Lord?"

No,no it wont do, bunch of big headed masochists running around in leather knickers with their bellies hanging out.

Mind, they knew how to fight, I'll give them that.

Arrooo! Arrooo! Arr. . . thhhhssspppppp! Oops sorry, let one off there.

Answer 1

Hey, if they're buying, I'll have a drink.  

Answer 2

mate, i'll have a pint of whatever it is your good self is on!

Answer 3

drinks a drink right.

Answer 4

well I would have a drink and more with any Spartan.

Answer 5

Um, I heard the Spartans are a bit, well, you know, like.

Nevermind.