Would broccoli make a good wepon?

Question

well would it........i need a wepon to defend the vegie nation

Answer 1

Use a rutabaga instead.  Much harder surface and since it can be the size of a baseball, it's much easier to throw.

Whatever vegetable you use, make sure you burn some first so you can get that good chemical smell going.

Answer 2

You can take my broccoli when you pry it from my cold, dead fork.

Answer 3

Dip it lead. That should help...lol

Answer 4

i still love broccoli

Answer 5

I thought you would at least ban chemical and biological weapons. Having broccoli in your arsenal may cause too much concern for your neighbors.

Answer 6

Would that be anything like the Dana Carvey song on SNL called "Chopping Broccoli?"

Answer 7

Spinnach is pretty good. Sprouts, cabbage, and cauliflower too. I'm not a vegetarian though. Poor little chlorophyll.

Answer 8

Nice one, now we are giong to have BROCCOLI CONTROL.

Answer 9

Buy loads of purple sprouting brocoli and leave it in the car on ahot hot day windows shut for ohh at least 3 hours.

Then pick the children up from school and watch them change into a nice shade of green  .... very funnny

accidentally happened last week - have told them to behave or the same will happen again... works a treat

Answer 10

what? no it wouldn't because the people could stab it with a fork.

Answer 11

It's too Bushy

Answer 12

I suppose the fumes from cooking broccoli could be considered a chemical weapon.  Perhaps the Ambassador of Asparagus could provide more details, after consultation with the Minister of Mustard Greens...

Answer 13

have you ever watched the powerpuff girls we would eat them all and kill them