Would it be considered unsporting of me?

Question

To arrange for the vicars fingers to be broken, i'm playing him in a charity snooker match tomorrow and he's awfully good, and I don't care much for losing.

Answer 1

Sounds fair to me as long as the charity still gets its money and you don't get caught!

Answer 2

As long as its the Vicar go for it

Answer 3

It probably would, but I suggest betting on yourself to loose. Perhaps you wouldn`t mind loosing so much then and, after all, it`s all in a good cause.

Answer 4

hold out your hand boy!

Answer 5

Charity doesn't suit you old boy.

What what.

Answer 6

I think if you had his fingers broken it would cost your wallet dearly come collection plate time on Sunday morning.

Answer 7

Far too obvious old fruit (and perhaps a tad vulgar?)  

My alternative suggestion would be to pop round to Mrs Harrisons before the vicar turns up and drop a signicant amount of laxative powder and high grade LSD into her tea caddy .

The snooker match should be an absolute hoot as he tries climbing the walls whimpering like a hound, before involuntarily dumping the contents of his lower colon into his cassock!

Answer 8

a bit over the top would'nt you say......sabotage his cue

Answer 9

Why don't you just put chalk on his nose and use him for the cue? - or is that simply not cricket old boy?

Answer 10

fill a sock with snooker balls then batter him across the head a few times, dont hold back on the force implied, if that dont work then fein a cold.

Answer 11

if you need to cheat to win.. your a loser to start off with ;-)

Answer 12

Bad form old boy.

Answer 13

naughty naughty!