Would it be okay to go out in public without clothes if i spread peanut butter all over my body?

Question

so that u couldnt see anything and it would be basically like clothes

Answer 1

If I were you, I would worry less about what the cops would do and worry more about whether bees like peanut butter.

Answer 2

Why don't you give it a try and see?

Answer 3

Crunchy or smooth??

Answer 4

Uh... probably not.

Answer 5

WTF are you talking about?

Answer 6

only if you're female