Would it be wrong for me to be Shaq for a night?

Question

I go running at a local track in a very mixed neighborhood. I've noticed a group of immigrants has taken over one of the basketball courts -- they play all night, but are horrible. They are slow, they can't shoot or jump, can't pass. And I think the tallest one is 5-1. Maybe they all come from the same village in Mexico.

I played a lot of sports in school including the NCAAs, but generally stayed away from hoops because I'm 5-8. But I could, without a doubt, dominate these guys. I'm not totally outside the prism of Latin America, as I know some Spanish and that's my father's heritage, so this wouldn't be a white supremacy thing.

Would it be wrong for me to be Shaq for just one night? :-)

Answer 1

but remember white man can't jump,, LOL  

Answer 2

well Pra S**t why not be Shaq.

Answer 3

No, go for it! It might be fun for all of you.

Answer 4

Why can't you say " Is it OK to dominate like Shaq for a night"

If you wanna be like Shaq, get a gorilla suit at your local party store.

Answer 5

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. y not

Answer 6

no its alright. everybody wants to be a big black man and dominate the paint for a night.