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Would learning how to shoot a ping pong ball out of my sausage wallet be a useful skill?

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I'm thinking of taking a night class.

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  1. Well.....I'D pay upwards of $5.00 to see that so I would have to say yes, it very well might!


  2. hahaah, your nuts!

  3. Oh by crikey matey, that would be a wonderful skill.  I once saw an asian optometrist from Sri Lanka who could do that feat.  He didn't have a sausage wallet though, he just had a standard hot-dog wallet.  

    He used to fight criminals with that skill.  I think you should take that class mate.  You are hot-dang-diggitty smart mate.

  4. omg. I think it would be incredibly useful. In fact, you could do parties!

  5. There are some live s*x shows in Amsterdam that would snap you up.....but you'd get fired as soon as you popped someone in the head and left them with a concussion.

  6. the word of the day must be:

    sausage wallet !

    LOL

  7. lmfao.... that would be a great conversation starter, and a good money maker too

    yeah for you-------> you get a star

  8. YES!!!  then you can go to London  in 2012 for a olympic medal  

  9. Your sausage wallet!  ROFL!!!  LMAO...phew!  Oh thats good, ok....so you WANT to shoot balls out of it?

    I'd say a lot of drunken men would pay admission to see you do it, so it might be a good way to make some extra Christmas money, yes.

      

  10. I'd be more impressed if you could pick up a five and give me back quarters for the dryer. It IS a wallet after all, yes?

  11. it would be useless

  12. Go for it...h**l I can shoot baseballs outta mine....♥

    <~~~~Been shooting sausages a long time now.....PRO.

  13. sure..I'm pretty certain somebody would be interested in hearing a story about that

  14. i think anything involving your spam purse would be a good conversation starter, unless that conversation is with the pope.  

  15. Maybe a wiffle ball for you

  16. Not sure. But you can carry two around in there quite comfortably while doing housework. I guess you could shoot them out when you're done.

  17. 1st step: ping pong balls.

    2nd step: babby kittens.

    You're a star, dearie!

  18. you'd show mad skillz if you had a target.  Like one sausage wallet to another

    Save your $$ on the class.  I'll be there at 8pm

  19. a football would be something to see

  20. It depends on what kind of accuracy and velocity you can achieve.  Could be useful if you are ever in a hostage situation to be able to take out the bad guys.  Imagine the interviews on the Today show.

    Meredith Vieira: "So how exactly did you manage to subdue them?"

    You: "I hit them with a ping pong ball I shot out of my hoo-hoo"

    Meredith: "But there were three of them"

    You: "Yes, I have a speed loader"

    Meredith : o_0


  21. Whilst browsing through the campus college courses catalog (that was illiteration, my friends), I came uponst the following courses:

    Crotcheting 101:  Similar to what you describe, but it also involves trapping a sausage in there, too.

    Sausage and Wine Tasting 101: Not only do you get to taste, touch and examine firm sausages up close and personal, you get to drink wine whilst doing so. Bonus!!!

    Some other courses include..... WHY are you still reading this? Go sign up for that freaking Sausage Tasting class ASAP.... RUN, don't walk... now GO !!!!

  22. no.. i dont think u should do it because it would be a wast of money so save your self dont take that class, it will not help u at all bye

  23. A ping pong ball? that's nothing

    You don't have skillz unless you can fit a nerf football up there... or a bowling pin... or a 2 liter of pepsi... or whatever else I can find when I'm bored

  24. no it would be very useless~  

  25. It would probably get you on the tonight show.

  26. no not really

  27. I can shoot a grape into my husband's mouth from across the living room

  28. Which wallet

    Front pocket or back........

  29. Shooting a ping pong ball? That's a nightclub act.

    JUGGLING ping pong balls? That's an art.

  30. ompelle learned how to do that at NIght Church and all she does is have babbies. Be careful.

  31. Bacholor Parties > You'll Be a Hit > And > Not Just a w***e
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