Would pelvic floor excercises give my bird a "mouses ear" as opposed to a "bill posters bucker"?

Question

Best answer wins a date with her (before the excercises) and a crisp £4 note.

Answer 1

Make it a tenner lad.

Answer 2

Get a rebuild from your friend dermotoligist.

Answer 3

probably only 20 stiches will do that,lol

Answer 4

She should do exercises only for her own benefit, not yours.   (Will you let me have two £4's  for a £9....you make a  profit)

Answer 5

Yes, and if you do them it will stop that embarrassing dribble you get after having a wee.