Would sending a friend the remains of my recently removed bellybutton be appropriate way of saying "thanks"?

Question

I just think a thank you card only says one thing, and it is "thank you." I want to send him something special for being a really good friend.

Answer 1

Who wouldn't want that? Send the used gauze along, too. Nothing says "Thanks, Jacky" like an old dried out navel and some stinky, crusty bandages.

Answer 2

Patrick.. good to hear you have survived the vasectomy... sounds like they might have slipped a little with the scalpel there though... most dudes aren't hung like a stud bull I suppose and they prolly got a little overly enthusiastic...

Anyway... just smear a little vegemite on that crusty ol belly button.. and it will be completely irresistible (especially to Jack ~ that man loves vegemite).

Answer 3

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw

thats GROSS

lol... hope they have a really good sense of humor

Answer 4

A recently removed belly button, eh?  Well, I think that it might make a really cool paper weight, especially if it were bronzed, the way they used to do old baby shoes, you know?  Send it away, I am curious to see it, lol.  ;)

Answer 5

I don't know, but I think a picture lasts longer, doesn't it?

Answer 6

Haha that is sick..but I think you should send it right away...ha ha

Answer 7

Patrick!! behave!

I just KNOW that "belly button" is a euphemism for something else!!

now STOP THAT!

*rolls eyes