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Would this joke annoy every reader.. Far away in the Caribbean, two prawns were?

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swimming in the sea, one called Justin and the other called

Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and

threatened by sharks in the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a

prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries

about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted."

Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten

by his old mate. Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin

found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply

swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize

that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he

thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a

prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and,

low and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his

friends and bought them all a cocktail . Looking around the

gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides

to the enemy & became a shark," came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and

torture, He set off to Christian's . As he opened the coral

gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and

shouted: "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me

again."

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark,

the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've

changed........."

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"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian."

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  1. Oh my Cod! I actually enjoyed it. :-)


  2. haha

    very good for you being drunk

    i love it haha

  3. HAHAHAHAHAHA OH COD THAT WAS HILDAIOUS!

  4. COD wont be happy Conan!! lol

    he may think don't come the raw prawn with me!!

    but ausblue like lol  

  5. insane...

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  6. very enlightening conan

    lmaosh ha ha

    x x x

  7. I CODn't stop laughing at this one, mate, it's freakin' hilarious, great stuff, if a little fishy...!

  8. dats cute ?

    wow how can u type like dat drunk

    lol

  9. Thank you for making me giggle at work Shush x

  10. so COD d**n funny.

  11. AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I found this joke really funny, never heard it before. Star from me lol.

  12. ha! ha! ha!!! whaahahaha

  13. Very good dear

      

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