Andrew went to a psychiatrist.
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.'
'I'll sleep on it,' said Andrew.
Six months later the doctor met Andrew on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' asked the psychiatrist.
'Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A Trini cured me for $10 and ah case of CARIB. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new car !!'
'Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a Trini cure you.
He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now !!!'
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