Would you Drink and Drive ?

Question

Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?

A: Yes.

Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?

A: Yes, sir.

Q: What did she say?

A: What disco am I at?

LOL: Thanks

Answer 1

Drink drivers are very irresponsible and selfish.

Answer 2

When I was young and stupid I did-now I'vr seen too may people killed by drunks and would rather spend the night in my car, call a cab, or whatever it takes.

PUNCH LINE: THE ONE WHERE YOU GET TO DANCE IN THE CAGE>.

Answer 3

I admit to driving drunk when I was Young and Stupid. I stopped that years ago. I stopped drinking 'Adult' type Beverages in 1994.. I do not miss them one bit.

Answer 4

Absolutely not not even a non alcohol beverage. When you are driving there should be no distractions safety should be your main concern.

Answer 5

I don't drive, but if I did, of course not. Just a few days ago, so my handy man was telling me yesterday a mom, the dad and 3 little girls were killed upon colliding with a drunk driver. He survived. 7 innocent lives on his tally!

No I would not want that kind of irreversible tragedy on my conscience, especially because I chose to be an idiot.

Answer 6

No way.

Answer 7

Q: and what did you say Trooper?

A: ( i need a punch line here guys )

Answer 8

I dont drink, so no, I dont drink and drive.*

Answer 9

LOL. cute.

No, i don't drink and drive cause it's too dangerous.

Answer 10

I got hit by a drunk driver. I hate it when people drive drunk. It is so stupid of them. Irresponsible! I was 16 at the time and the lady who hit me used her diabetes to get away with it. The cop let her go. The nerve of some people. Just because I was young, they let the drunk driver go without getting in trouble for totaling my car. I would never put somebody else's life in danger like that. No, I would never drink and drive.

Answer 11

h**l NO! People who drink and drive make me really MAD! I think people who drink and drive are ignorant and selfish. People just don't understand how dangerous it is and how they could harm or kill some one else. I would hate to wake up one morning to find out one of my close friends or family members died from a stupid drunk driver. I am sure others would feel the same way and wouldn't want to lose some one they love due to some one under the influence.  

Answer 12

  No!   it's  kind'a  hard to concentrate  looking  from the  inside ,

to  expensive and have to  do  a  lot  of  things  you  don't  like ,it's  not  fun  when  you  can't  drive  either.

Answer 13

It's a very heavy sin to drink and drive in Japan. If you kill someone due to drinking and driving you're in jail for good.

Answer 14

that is something that would be said by someone who is high

Answer 15

This is probably the stupid question ever asked in the history of Yahoo Answers.  NO I WOULDN'T DRINK AND DRIVE.  And if you are the person who would,  I have NO respect for you what-so-ever.

Answer 16

No not any more. Learned my listen from doing that. Thank god i didnt hurt myself or anyone else. We all make bad decisions and I have learned from mine.