Would you allow your cat to own a crossbow?

Question

Would you allow your cat to own a crossbow?

Answer 1

and pay for the lessons, too

Answer 2

no.

mr. bigglesworth is dangerous enough without the ability to shoot an arrow through my skull.

and imagine what she would do to all of the birds that like flying.

then she'd shoot the dog that lives up the street.

then im stuck with a bajillion law suits.

Answer 3

Yes,unless her name was Wonder.Nobody who *cries* that much needs a deadly weapon.

Answer 4

my parrots are all strapped so yeah, if i had a cat it could have a crossbow.

Answer 5

Only if he kept it in a child proof crossbow case.

Answer 6

It wouldn't help her...

I had her de-clawed so she couldn't pull the trigger...

Answer 7

yes, it would not be anyone's business, and as long as she is of age, why not??  ;)

rain man

Answer 8

My cat came with the house,  It is a ghost!

Not sure what it would do with a crossbow.

It normally only makes brief appearances, leaving a smell of wet cat at the back door when it comes in, or the smell of fish at the front door when it wants out.  meowing only occasionally.  What would this cat do with a crossbow???  Hunt birds and mice?? LOL

Answer 9

I don't give my cats rules.

I don't interfere unless in involves fire.

Answer 10

No, she already nags me half the night, I don't need her to have that kind of reinforcement.

Answer 11

She could own it because she wouldn't know what to do with it!  She is too busy being on the wrong side of the door!

Answer 12

I think the dogs might take issue with that.

Answer 13

Sure, why not?  After all, it is made with cat gut.

Answer 14

No, no.  We're in enough trouble with the neighborhood association as it is.  But she is amazingly proficient with the ninja throwing stars.  No one dares approach 100' of our duplex.

Answer 15

only if he doesn't use it on me

Answer 16

No.  She's having too much fun with the bazooka.

Answer 17

h**l no.  Elvis is too dumb to know how to properly cover up his cat turds, but with my luck he'd be all Rain Man style and figure out how to use the crossbow to shoot me in the *** when I don't open his freaking cans of Fancy Feast fast enough.