Would you be mad if....?

Question

you neighbor had a friend over and they got all drunk and your neighbors friend was laying in your lawn that you just established a week ago?

Answer 1

I'd be mad even if it was a well established lawn.

Answer 2

Yup.  Call 911 and tell them there's an unconscious person in your yard.  They'll send an ambulance and a police car and with any luck, the passed-out buddy will be arrested for public drunkenness.

Won't help your lawn but you'll sure feel better.  And of course, there was always that one chance in a hundred that the friend was in trouble, medically, and needed that ambulance.  In which case, you're the hero of the day.