Would you be willing to referee this match?

Question

Courtney Cox versus Andy d**k in a sword-fight to the death...

Answer 1

Sure but I need to know what my end is and how I will be protected as well.  I require an over-size stainless steel cup to protect my family jewels

Answer 2

I'll put my money on Courtney. I'd be glad to referee that match. :)

Answer 3

h**l yeah d**k i think will be to much of a *****. all the sword-fighting makes me moist

Answer 4

only if I get to shoot the winner with an RPG

Answer 5

I would pay to watch it.

Answer 6

if I could stand outside of the strike zone..yes.