Would you believe this if it were in a TV sitcom?

Question

The Vice President's daughter is pregnant out of wedlock while her mom is a strict abstinence only advocate. And on top of it, the girl's name is British slang for b*****s--as in, she's got a pair of Bristols.

Ya gotta love this election!

Answer 1

I personally have never heard the name "Bristol" period, but there are names just as strange and unusual, even alot worse. Is she the only girl ever pregnant at 17 and unwed then? I think not. Not concerning her situation, but it's just that, HER situation, not mine nor any of my business nor anyone else's. When I was in high school, there were girls in the 9th grade, barely 16 and pregnant and unwed. I don't support that by any means, but VP's daughter shouldn't be raising eyebrows either. I'm sure her parents were not happy when they learned they're daughter was expecting, what parent would? At least they're supposting her mistake and trying to make it right, without killing they're first grandchild by means of abortion or leaving it with someone else in an adoption case, they're being family and taking responsibility of they're family. That's more than my own family would have done!

Answer 2

Oh you are good!!!  I burst out laughing .  Shes got a pair of Bristols!!  Too funny.  Where in the world would that expression come from.  Whatever its funny.  No one would believe it if it was a pilot for a sitcom.  They would say it was too far out there.  You are very funny and  should think about writing for Saturday Night Live.  You would make a lot of money.  Thanks for the laugh.