Would you guys believe I am a psychic?

Question

Seriously. Check this out. If you are a guy ...

I don't know WHAT your problems are but I know the cause. It's either:

1) A woman

or

2) BushCo

Think about it. I should start up a Tarot card business.

Answer 1

No.

Answer 2

I'm a psychic too. Your problem is that :

1.) you have access to a computer

and

2.) Your parents let you stay up too late.  

Answer 3

What about insanity!!!!

Answer 4

You ARE psychic!  Having that miserable little moron drunk in the White House is like being kicked in the balls everyday - going on 8 years now.  

There are plenty of people in this country sick, depressed and in pain just knowing that the "leadership" is a nasty, lying little cheerleader without the brains of a house cat.  And the constant Republican Lies make people sick.  

Answer 5

you didn't guess i would be picked for vice president. well, i am yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!