Would you....? just asking...?

Question

Will/Would you marry me??

i am not rich or famous but i do know how to Bake muffins!!

Answer 1

I like what I see;

But in ignorance blind

Of your true mind

'Tis folly to marry.

Answer 2

Wow, a muffin baker.  Who wouldn't want to marry a muffin baker?  That's like every man's dream. You're very lucky to have such a rare talent. I'm sure with a resume like that you'll get tons of offers, but unfortunately not from me.  I'm allergic to muffins.

Answer 3

would you marry me

im poor, fugly, disabled

im not famous

i know how to eat muffins though.

Answer 4

I'm probably too old (and too kinky) for you

Answer 5

No, apart from the fact that I'm straight, personally I dont believe in marriage. But thanks for the offer.

Answer 6

As long as the muffins are not chocolate...count me in...can I still see men on the side???

Answer 7

Can I introduce you to my brother?  He is 47 and lives in my basement.  He is kinda cute, in a weird way.  And he eats muffins while watching television.

  

Answer 8

I'm married, but i like muffins. Thanks for the compliment.

You look like a sweet girl, you should have no worries.

Answer 9

I love muffins... and TV. If only I had a p***s (and were attracted to females)...

Answer 10

What sort of muffins?

Answer 11

Muffins? YUMMY!!

Answer 12

Dont know about that, but i would take you out to dinner first.

you almost had me with a tv... make it a ps3 and its a done deal.

Answer 13

If you are an adept sandwich maker as well I guess I could.

Answer 14

No, I'm straight.

but can I have some of your muffins.

Answer 15

I can´t

I am a woman

and

even in state, which allows same s*x marriage, i would have to get divorce first :P

(Just kidding)

Answer 16

And I know how to eat them..but alas, I'm a female and not g*y...good luck

Answer 17

Nah.  Got a girlfriend I love too much.  She lovingly puts up with me writing all night and being on YA

Answer 18

Need to get to know you first

Answer 19

I don't think my wife will let me.

Some day some guy will like and love you for yourself and not you muffins.  They will just be a great extra for your first breakfast together.

you are a beautiful woman, and seem very gentle...you will do well, don't worry.

Answer 20

Emo