Would you like a cocktail

Question

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a blonde sitting by herself.

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Blonde lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Blonde lady: "No, they spread!"

Answer 1

lmaooo why is it always the blondes!  

Answer 2

Very good, wish I could meet her

Answer 3

HAHA I LAUGH HARD AND WAKE UP PARENTS IN OTHER ROOM!

Answer 4

Hahaha!!! What a typical blonde! lmao

Answer 5

ha ha ha~~~!!!!!!!!

poor blonde got some problem if not the other~~!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 6

Very good - here's a star