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Would you like a few non p.c. jokes?

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Australian aristocracy - someone who can trace their roots all the way back to their Father.

Why are there no Puerto Ricans on star trek - because they won't work in the future either.

What do you call a Cockney in a detatched house - A burglar.

Why did God invent alcohol - To stop the Irish from ruling the world.

Paddy is receiving the last rights,the Priest says do you denounce the devil and all his works. - Paddy says father, i'm in no position to be making enemies.

A man goes to a Rabbi and asks if he could bury his pigeon in their cemetary,certainly not says the Rabbi.i'm willing to pay £500 says the man,you should have told me it was a Jewish pigeon says the Rabbi.

What do you call 100,000 Italians with their hands in the air - The Army.

A 12th century sixpence was found in an archaeological dig in Aberdeen,nearby were four skeletons on their hands and knees.

How can you spot a Scottish ship - It's the one that hasn't got seagulls following it.

Jimmy and Jock have a slap up meal,the waiter comes with the bill,Jimmy says i'll take care of that.Next day the headlines said .Scots ventriloquist found murdered in alley.

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  1. Hahahahahahaha very good, I'll sleep now with a smile on my face, have a star!


  2. whats ten foot long and wrapped around a c*nt?

    a turbin

  3. whats got 2 legs and bleeds -----half a dog

    what was the popes first miracle .....he cured a ham

    shortest book in the world ......******* I have met whilst yacthing

  4. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... That's sooooooooooo funny! ROTFLOL!

  5. Funny!

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