Australian aristocracy - someone who can trace their roots all the way back to their Father.
Why are there no Puerto Ricans on star trek - because they won't work in the future either.
What do you call a Cockney in a detatched house - A burglar.
Why did God invent alcohol - To stop the Irish from ruling the world.
Paddy is receiving the last rights,the Priest says do you denounce the devil and all his works. - Paddy says father, i'm in no position to be making enemies.
A man goes to a Rabbi and asks if he could bury his pigeon in their cemetary,certainly not says the Rabbi.i'm willing to pay £500 says the man,you should have told me it was a Jewish pigeon says the Rabbi.
What do you call 100,000 Italians with their hands in the air - The Army.
A 12th century sixpence was found in an archaeological dig in Aberdeen,nearby were four skeletons on their hands and knees.
How can you spot a Scottish ship - It's the one that hasn't got seagulls following it.
Jimmy and Jock have a slap up meal,the waiter comes with the bill,Jimmy says i'll take care of that.Next day the headlines said .Scots ventriloquist found murdered in alley.
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