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Would you like another joke?

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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."

The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"

The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence".

The Mexican man of course agrees.

The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."

The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"

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  1. lol thats a good sentence


  2. lawl

  3. hehehehehehehhe soooo funny and clever!!!

  4. ha ha ha that's hilarious... you'd have to let him wouldn't you?.. : )

  5. I don't get it, what did he mean the phone went green,green,green

  6. cooooooooooooool! cool h!

  7. that was bad sorry dude

  8. hahahahahaha very funny

  9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    urreally good at jokes

    give us some more...can i have best answer...i only on 88 points  

  10. Lawllwerskates

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