Would you like me to tell you what I am going to do when I get old, so you can join in and have some fun to?

Question

When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy.

To repay all I've had from each girl and boy I shall draw on the walls and scuff up the floor; run in and out without closing the door.

I'll hide frogs in the pantry, socks under my bed. And whenever they scold me, I'll hang my head.

I'll run and I'll romp, always fritter away ..... the time to be spent doing chores every day.

I'll pester my children when they are on the phone. As long as they're busy I won't leave them alone.

Hide candy in closets, rocks in a drawer ... and never pick up what I drop on the floor.

Dash off to the movies and not wash a dish. I'll plead for allowance whenever I wish.

I'll stuff up the plumbing and deluge the floor. As soon as they've mopped it, I'll flood it some more.

When they correct me, I'll lie down and cry, kicking and screaming, not a tear in my eye.

I'll take all their pencils and flashlights, and then .. when they buy new ones, I'll take them again.

I'll spill glasses of milk to complete every meal .... Eat my banana and just drop the peel.

Put toys on the table, spill jam on the floor. I'll break lots of dishes as though I were four.

What fun I shall have, what joy it will be to Live with my children....just the way that they lived with me!

Answer 1

Great Idea Suzie - - - - thanks for another really good laugh!   I think that your plan has merit!                 Have a star                          CJ

Answer 2

  I'll show you my bucket list if you'll show me yours.

Answer 3

This is what I am going to do:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y1e0skfJ...

or this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBPJTK1YB...

LOL

Answer 4

It would ne nice if it was really like that.  But when you get old.  Your kids will probably run and hide.  Because they will be afraid that.  You might need a little help around the house.  Begin old that your health is keeping you from doing things that you use to do yourself.  And you will all so wonder if you are going to have enough money to make it from one month to the next month.  Because social security doesn't pay that well.  That is if you or your spouse doesn't have a retirement plan.

Answer 5

absolutely right as they say as yo get older you go into a second childhood?I will come and visit and help you make a mess?

Answer 6

When I turn 80 years of age (in another 10 years,) I have decided to go skydiving.  

Answer 7

Good one Susie Gal and I'll come live with you and then we can come live with my kids for part time.Oh we'll have a grand ole time.  Won't it bring back memories to our kids? Maybe not good ones-----but hey, we never promised them a rose garden---did we?  Suzy

Answer 8

What goes around, comes around, right, Suzie...

Answer 9

yup suzie    payback is usually a *****!!!   good one, thanks for sharing that 1

Answer 10

Thanks for sharing, I am going to print that one out and save it for later, because I am sure I will forget them.

Answer 11

class lol  

Answer 12

remind me, i cannot let my mother see this one

Answer 13

Ha ha another great one - thank you for the laugh

Answer 14

I am going to make two copies and send my two children one each so they are for-warned Thank you Suzie.      Poppy

Answer 15

ha ha ha ha....I just know my grown son would be thrilled. That was funny!

Answer 16

Don't forget to stay out late and make them wonder where you were and what you been doing!!!!

Answer 17

Thanks Suzy for another great one

Answer 18

Ha ha another good one and oh so true. They could make a film of the above ditty and call it Revenge of the Oldies.

Thanks again for sharing with us.