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Would you like some of PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS?

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> > 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

> >

> > 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl

> > crying.

> >

> > 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a

> > pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised

> > with a complete

> > stranger.

> >

> > 4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel

> > really manly.

> >

> > 5) You're never quite sure whether it's against

> > the law

> > or not to have a fire in your back garden.

> >

> > 6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

> >

> > 7) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

> >

> > 8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

> >

> > 9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it

> > would kill you at the first given opportunity.

> >

> > 10) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee,

> > flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

> >

> > 11) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a

> > Frisbee.

> >

> > 12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

> >

> > 13) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

> >

> > 14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

> >

> > 15) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody

> > who has had their arm broken by a swan.

> >

> > 16) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside

> > a

> > thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

> >

> > 17) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is

> > not putting it in a fruit salad.

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  1. I dont think Peter Kay is that funny nor original. Certainly based upon this list you've put up, they re just observational comments- not Truths!. and 17  has been said by someone else before Peter Kay.

    Besides i know  the thing of a fire isnt a universal truth as in some countires its illegal to light any fire in  your garden.


  2. I'm not a fan, but these observations are quite amusing simply because most people can relate to them.

    That is not comedy, it is simply reflecting the absurdities of life.

    Thank you for sharing. x

  3. lol

  4. LMAO!

        About as profound as the Marianas trench, and thats DEEP.

  5. not bad but ive heard/read better..

  6. got anymore these peter kays are keeping me smiling


  7. lol : )

  8. lol the horse one isn't true x

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