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> > 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.> >> > 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl> > crying.> >> > 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a> > pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised> > with a complete> > stranger.> >> > 4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel> > really manly.> >> > 5) You're never quite sure whether it's against> > the law> > or not to have a fire in your back garden.> >> > 6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.> >> > 7) You never know where to look when eating a banana.> >> > 8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.> >> > 9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it> > would kill you at the first given opportunity.> >> > 10) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee,> > flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.> >> > 11) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a> > Frisbee.> >> > 12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.> >> > 13) Old ladies can eat more than you think.> >> > 14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.> >> > 15) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody> > who has had their arm broken by a swan.> >> > 16) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside> > a> > thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.> >> > 17) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is> > not putting it in a fruit salad.
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