Would you like to be buried with a working rifle and a bunch of bullets, just in case?

Question

Would you like to be buried with a working rifle and a bunch of bullets, just in case?

Answer 1

Ya know I have thought this same thing all my life and yes please. But make it a shotgun. Don't want to take any chances.

Answer 2

h**l yea! i would love my M-16 by my side!

Answer 3

I'll be cremated just to make sure.

Answer 4

OK MATE. JUST GIVE ME A TXT N ILL GO 4 A PINT.

Answer 5

I'd like to be buried alongside a recently deceased Christian, Jew. Muslim, Mormon, Athiest, Jehovah's Witness,Yankees or Mighty Ducks fan, etc., and we all pack our favorite guns. If we all have to go to h**l except for the one guy with the right religion, we'll take him hostage.( If this is a science question, a large caliber sidearm would be great for shooting air holes, if you were buried prematurely. Don't shoot the guys buried next to you. Unless you're the next hostage.)

Answer 6

I don't think we should supply the zombie invasion with rifles and bullets! haha

Answer 7

I'll probably be cremated so it won't matter.

Answer 8

sure

but just in case wat?

Answer 9

No, I'm not Charlton Heston.

I guess they can pry the gun from his cold, dead fingers now.

RIP Charlton Heston, age 84.

http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5iCJ-...

Answer 10

Wouldn't one bullet be enough? Or is your "just in case" something else...

Answer 11

Yes.

Because I know for a fact that there are zombies down there...

...aim for the brian!

Answer 12

Sure.

Answer 13

y'all can put whatever you want in my coffin. just make sure you won't miss it

Answer 14

no..I wanna be cremated just in case

Answer 15

Rifle and bullets?  What good would that do?  Are you concerned about waking up in your casket?  When they embalm you, I'm pretty sure they take out your blood, probably do some other stuff where that's impossible.  Believe in Christ and you won't worry about those things.

Answer 16

No.  There's no room in a casket to turn a rifle to shoot yourself, so what would be the point??

Wouldn't a cell phone be a better idea than a gun anyway?

Answer 17

Just in case of what?

Dolt!

Answer 18

Bullets are what emerge from the end of the barrel when the weapon is fired.

If you mean cartridges, or rounds; no.

Answer 19

As the President of the Boycott Regenerate Armed Invading Neo-Zombies Symposium (B.R.A.I.N.S.) I must issue the strongest worded- negative on this subject! My worthy opponents at the NRA (Negative-plane Rifle Association) may disagree vehemently - but at our website, you can see for yourselves the many reasons for not providing the newly deceased with firearms. I shall not delve into the intracacies of Undead Management in this forum. Suffice it to say- It's not a good idea to let the dead have a gun that cannot be pried from its cold dead hand without a fight!

Answer 20

haha..thats like the funnest question i ever heard...but yes i would like that b/c if i ever wake up and theres monsters everywhere..idk jking

Answer 21

I think a decent tool to get out of that d**n coffin would be more useful!

Answer 22

yeesh

Answer 23

I'll have some micky D's I always wake up hungry

Answer 24

if im dead i dont care if im aliave i wouldnt like to be in a coffin

Answer 25

Naw, let me lying in the morgue until I'm bloated with the decomposition gases, then bury me.

You could leave a couple of blocks of C4 triggered to the coffin lid. I'd like to have a surprise for any archaeologist that opens the coffin.