Would you like to go and hunt Pirates or Parrots?

Question

Would you like to go and hunt Pirates or Parrots?

Answer 1

Pirates, their easier to catch.

Answer 2

parrots please as pirates have a habbit of shooting back at you

Answer 3

oh{{{{{{   D  }}}}  now you've gone and did it ! you've got me started on Pirates ! I love Pirates !!! I want to sail the seven seas with Captain Jack Sparrow  {hehehehe there's something about Johnny Depp that's so s**y}  I want to take adventures all around the world !I want to stand on the deck and watch as the Killer Whales pass .I want to reach my hand out over the ocean and have a dolphin jump up and touch it .I have the sea planted deep within me .It is my intentions to one day after I have the children grown to sell this place and buy me a House boat and live out my dreams of living on the ocean.

I'll raise lobsters and sell them .I'll have fish fry's every Saturday night under the moonlit sky and my grandchildren I will teach to catch fiddler crabs on the beach. These are the dreams that live deeply rooted within me .....

Answer 4

It is possible to kill both with one shot.  I once shot a pirate with 00 buckshot and consequently killed the parrot that was sitting atop his shoulder.  If there is one thing I can't stand, it's a friggin pirate.