Would you like to hear the latest warning from the FDA?

Question

13. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an a*shole.

11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the h**l happened to your pants.

7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the

morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are

invisible.

3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are

laughing WITH you.

2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, hereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.

1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

Answer 1

The very last one seems to happen alot!!! thanks Susy

Answer 2

It may influx the time-space continum but if you own a Tardis that can be corrected almost immediately.

Answer 3

That sounds like first hand knowledge. Are they bragging...

Answer 4

Pass the JD, please.

Answer 5

They missed one....now what was it?

Answer 6

A very good collection. # 5 is great.

Answer 7

Man Oh Man That FDA!! Really out there for the common good! Don't you think?

Thank you Suzie!

Answer 8

Very  Good.  Im going to copy that.

Answer 9

A lot of these USED to apply to me except for getting pregnant. Now , however, the only warning i seem to have trouble with is the one about drinking beer while doing chores from 2 pm to 5 pm. Then eating dinner and falling asleep while watching TV by 7:30pm.

Never get hungover this way though.

Answer 10

Funny Suzie - and all are very true!   Thanks for the reminder!   (PS - I do not drink)!

But thanks for the laugh!   Starworthy!

CJ

Answer 11

so your trying to say consumption of alcohol is NOT a good thing?

Answer 12

Are they trying to tell us something we don't know?  LOL

Answer 13

Want to be my drinking partner? haha!