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Would you like to hear the story of the Scottish virgin?

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A Scottish virgin gets married to a handsome Chinese man.

She is a virgin and the truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On

the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed

sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to

her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you

berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you

want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say.

Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced,

which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently

(and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies

shyly and unsure, "I want... number 69!" More

thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in

a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori?

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  1. Very cute


  2. Suzie love, this is just too funny -  have a star and a hug!

    CJ

  3. Suzy, you are responsible for me waking the house with laughter!!!! thanks so much!!!

  4. nice story i think that would be Scotch Mist  

  5. I KNEW THAT WAS COMING SUZIE  PMSL   LIKE IT

  6. Ha ha ha. Where do you get them from?  Another good story I will give that one 30 out of 10.  Thanks again for sharing it with us.

  7. good

  8. that was a good one. talk about a slight language barrier.

  9. You sound like an old perv

  10. your the best?and to prove it here is a wee song for you!

  11. lol......ah! it's never Scotch Mist...

  12. Very funny and cute. Tell another.

  13. Classic. Tanx !

  14. A quite caring man!

  15. Of course, I would love to hear your story!  hahahaha  Chuckles and stars!

  16. lol! Very good Suzie!

    And Lulu's right, it has to be Scotch Mist!

  17. Oh Suzie this is soooo cute ! ! !   I'll take that beef & broccoli and give 'em egg fu yung ! !  I love it ! !  

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