A Scottish virgin gets married to a handsome Chinese man.
She is a virgin and the truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On
the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed
sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to
her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you
berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you
want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say.
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced,
which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies
shyly and unsure, "I want... number 69!" More
thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in
a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori?
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