Would you like to nominate your cat as your household's "Greeter & Ambassador of Good Will"?

Question

One of my cats (Buddy Magnifico) loves strangers, loves to preen and purr and swirl around their legs, jump up next to them on the sofa, and otherwise say "Welcome, friend, to my humble home." At Halloween, he camps out at the front window and does a happy dance for each batch of trick-or-treaters. I am therefore nominating him for the position of "Greeter & Ambassador of Good Will for the Nation of 3943 McNizzle Street."

Do you have a nomination? If so, please state why your applicant is qualified for the job.

Answer 1

I wish.  Of the two, Sophie is more likely to be nominated because she has a MUCH bigger pair than Poppy does (although I speak metaphorically).

Poppy is non-existent to strangers and Sophie is merely curious.  She saves her theatrics for us.

I would nominate her as Ambassador of Manipulative Sweet Talk, as she makes the most sickenly sweet mews when she wants something.  I think I've also caught her batting her eyelashes.

Poppy would be nominated as ..... well .... I'd put her down as high-functioning autistic.  That's the best I could do.

Answer 2

I nominate my dog, Buddy, a german shepherd/collie mix.  However, I am sadly forced to admit that Buddy may only qualify as a runner-up, as in his excitement, he tends to bump into those he greets.  Buddy gets sooo excited when someone comes to visit him(everyone visits him, not us) that he grins - you can actually see all of his teeth, he's cheesing so hard!  He gets so excited to meet them, that his back end sways rapidly back and forth.  Buddy is not a slight creature - he weighs 130 pounds, so when his back end hits you while its swaying, watch out!  It has been know to knock over little ones, who are then smothered with kisses.

Answer 3

none of my cats, but how about one of my dogs.

big boy just loves to greet people at the door, and if you sit down you will have to kiss him on the nose before he will leave you alone.

Answer 4

I 'LL VOTE FOR YOUR CAT.

Answer 5

My cat Bobby is the same way...however, I believe he is a little bit racist.  He is a white cat, and does not like black people...

I'm a little ashamed of this.  Every time he is outside and a black person walks by, he puffs himself up and starts advancing towards them like he wants to leap onto their face.

Hmmm...

Answer 6

Well, his name is Tiger and he IS rather g*y, (his butt goes up in the air if you scratch above his tail, lol) so, YES...I would like to nominate him!  g*y guys make the best presidents!  How do I know this?  I don't believe we've ever had one, and so far, the straight ones have been lame so chances ARE....haha

OH...Ambassador, lmao...where did I get president from?  hmmm