Would you marry the Hamburglar?

Question

I'd marry the Hamburglar, then complain that he should get a real job like Ronald and stop stealing all day. I know I could change him because I love him.

Answer 1

Robble Robble

Answer 2

I wouldn't marry him to get him to change his ways.  But I would for all the hot Hamburglar s*x.  Plus, there'd be so many perks.  Like unlimited happy toys.  Or a steamy affair with Grimace.

Answer 3

You'd never be able to trust him. Mayor McCheese has a more reliable and upstanding job.  Even Grimace seems more loyal.