Would you punch a friend in the face who commented on your wife's "tight spiral"?

Question

Would you punch a friend in the face who commented on your wife's "tight spiral"?

Answer 1

If I had a wife 'no'. Everyone tells me that my husband is great with balls and I just smile.

Answer 2

If he meant it "suggestively" he isn't a friend. What good would striking him do anyone/

If he meant it in regard to tossing a football, why get hung up over it.    

Answer 3

WHY HAVE A FRIEND WHO TALKS LIKE THAT .

Answer 4

No...I would thank him for noticing and tell him his wife does too!

Answer 5

Lighten up sweetie and take it as kudos that someone complimented what you get to take home with you!

Answer 6

You got me curious now.  I just put the safe 'off' on google images and looked and looked but I couldn't see anything more interesting than a type of hairstyle.  So maybe that's ok...