Would you rather be a crash test dummy or a provocateur on a natural history docu. teasing animals?

Question

I'm a Student of Human Nature

Answer 1

Too many minor details left out of the question.  I also am a student of Human Nature.

Do you mean physically transformed into a crash test dummy or just have the job in the same physical form I am currently in?

Could I wear the same outfit as a crash test dummy and just watch the autos zoom past, never to be chosen to sit in an auto without a seat belt as it travels at high speed toward a massive object?

As the provocateur, can I personally choose the species of animal and the method of teasing?  (eg - Lions, poking you into a cage).  How about preventing a bird of prey from getting a baby bunny (in a field full of adult rabbits)?  What about teasing by preventing sharks from eating a diver?  Female diver?  In a bikini?

Yep, you need to be more specific about the choices.

Answer 2

I think the latter offers a higher possibility of survival. I mean, if you're into that kind of thing.

Answer 3

Decode this lyrics " Life is too short"

Why waste time?

Why not make the best with what's left of it?

Instead of passing by as time-traveller as the has "bin"

With self lack of knowledge.

Luke 9.25,55-56,60

What do you think?

Answer 4

I carry my lunch to work.