Would you rather be a turnip, a sharpener or a leprechaun flavoured beer?

Question

Would you rather be a turnip, a sharpener or a leprechaun flavoured beer?

Answer 1

None of the above... I want to be a president.

Answer 2

A leprechaun flavoured beer means I have humour and individuality and it goes with my cultural heritage.

Answer 3

lerachaun flavoured beers!

Answer 4

Leprechaun flavored beer

Answer 5

I want to be a turnip please and thank you

:)

Answer 6

A Turnip fore no one will eat me!!

Answer 7

A sharpener, because it's reusable.

Answer 8

Sharpener .... mmmmmmmmmm ..... YOM

Answer 9

Leprechaun flavoured beer..

Answer 10

I think for me a turnip would be good, as long as I didn't get eaten, I'd be happy there just growing in the ground to a ripe old age!

Answer 11

Leprechaun sounds good although green beer looks gross.

Answer 12

Leprechaun flavoured beer.

Leprechauns rule.

Answer 13

Leprechaun flavoured beer: I like a man that enjoys the taste of me

Answer 14

i wud be the person to eat the turnip, sharpen my pencil with the sharpener and drink the beer.

Answer 15

Leprechaun flavoured beer because i'm cool funny tasty and a little bit weird

(:

Answer 16

A sharpener, I think.  

Answer 17

A beer of course.  Any flavored beer is better than being a turnip.

Answer 18

Lol! I'd be a sharpener, so I wouldn't have to give up certain...pleasures! JJ!

Answer 19

Sharpener

Answer 20

Leprechaun flavoured beer, of course! I don't know what leprechauns taste like though. I've never bothered to l**k one. Maybe you've had the chance?

Well though, I could be a turnip, because nobody really like turnips, therefore I couldn't get eaten. But, turnips are nasty, and not as fun as beer.

And being a sharpener might be like having s*x all day. You know, pencil ---> in hole? Well, for a woman, anyway. I don't really like that thought though, so maybe a sharpener isn't a good idea.

No, I think I'll stay with the leprechaun beer though.

Answer 21

a sharpener :))