Would you rather die of starvation or drink elephant p**p juice?

Question

Yes, you read correct. Elephant excrement juice. Apparently, it is one of the survival techniques if you are ever stranded on the Sahara. What you do is:

1. Find fresh elephant p**p

2. Hover it over your mouth and squeeze

3. Drink

I think I would rather die actually.

Answer 1

I already eat elephant p**p in my spare time.

Answer 2

Well.. I would rather live no matter what.  So I would follow the elephant who did the pooping.  elephants require dozens of gallons of water per day to survive.  Follow the elephant to where it drinks is the answer.  By the way that man vs. wild guy is a big fake.  He stays at fancy hotel rooms when he is supposedly 'surviving' in the wild.